Submitted: Jul 23, 2008 - We've just been told that last week's Big Brother eviction was the lowest-rated for seven years. Time for a party! Why? Don't you see? It means that hardly anyone got to see Belinda! And the fewer people who are aware of Belinda, the less chance we have of ever hearing from her again! It's not quite the humane abattoir-style stun-gun and throat-slit dispatch we'd envisioned, but it's close…