Made Popular: Jul 23, 2008 - My friend's son is sooooo tan.  In fact, Angelina Jolie called....she wants to adopt him.  I'm teasing.  I'm jealous actually.  I'm so fair I get moon burns for god's sake.

I wear sunscreen all year long on my face and in the summer I wear SPF 50 every day just to be on the safe side.  Believe me, my friend puts sunscreen on her son he's just got the benefit of Melanin in his system.  He's the…